horizontal or vertical 
	sit on, lay..... 
countless positions in bed 
now, holidays??? 
Ronco of course 
credit, money order, 
phony PO Box, 
records scratched, 
battery operated microwaves, 
but wait!!! there's more 
just $19.95 gets you this... 
EGG; Slicers 
Dicers 
Squarer 
Parers 
you even get KNIVES!!! 
they cut bricks like Bruce Lee 
and then tomatoes as if they 
had serrated lines 
and that's not all 
the steam fryer, or WALK, 
don't run to the post office 
for that money!!!, order 
and when the dinners done 
you can clean the plates with 
our versatile record disk cleaner... 
 
Don't forget... click, off, 
stand, turn and wok away!!!
R. David Paine III
Horizontal Or Vertical